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heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

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empyrean-princess:

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

the BMO one though….

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aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.


This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

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mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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aspiegurl:

omg its me

This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.

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sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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